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CAPTS LOG: CREWS & THERE ONE LINERS
THESE ARE ONE LINERS ARE FUNNY THINGS THAT THE CREWS SAY TO EACH OTHER OR JUST SAY AS A FUNNY ONE LINER PUNCH LINE. WITHOUT SAYING THE JOKE JUST THE PUNCHLINE. IF YOU HAVE ONE LINER'S FROM YOUR GAME FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST BELOW.
CREWS AND THERE ONE LINERS
1) Edgar Hansen- Capt must be thinking
2) Edgar Hansen- we are in for a ***Kicking!
3) Tico Tyson-----And one more time
4) Tico Tyson-----That's how it goes,we take what we can get!!
5) Tico Tyson -----I just had the best dream ever i but i forgot what it was about
6) Edgar Hansen- Edgar says hey Matt you with us a few secs later Matt says sorry i just blacked out for a minute Edgar then says Matt you need your head screwed on straight!
7) Matt Bradley----This one liner just cracks me up evertime Matt says it and it will usually come as soon as the F&G announce "THE SEASON IS NOW OPEN". Then right after that Matt Bradley says"HAVE THEY ANNOUNCED THE CLOSER YET"??. I crack up everytime i hear that.Like damn Matt the season is not even 30 mins old and he is asking that questions.
8) Kenny Hendricks has to be the most CHAUVINISTIC FOOL i have ever came across.If you hire him or Tom you will hear something about a woman being on deck and most of the time i will hire either Terri or Roxanne just to put a fire under Kenny especially when he says i aint workin with no damn woman on this boat.
CREWS AND THERE ONE LINERS
1) Edgar Hansen- Capt must be thinking
2) Edgar Hansen- we are in for a ***Kicking!
3) Tico Tyson-----And one more time
4) Tico Tyson-----That's how it goes,we take what we can get!!
5) Tico Tyson -----I just had the best dream ever i but i forgot what it was about
6) Edgar Hansen- Edgar says hey Matt you with us a few secs later Matt says sorry i just blacked out for a minute Edgar then says Matt you need your head screwed on straight!
7) Matt Bradley----This one liner just cracks me up evertime Matt says it and it will usually come as soon as the F&G announce "THE SEASON IS NOW OPEN". Then right after that Matt Bradley says"HAVE THEY ANNOUNCED THE CLOSER YET"??. I crack up everytime i hear that.Like damn Matt the season is not even 30 mins old and he is asking that questions.
8) Kenny Hendricks has to be the most CHAUVINISTIC FOOL i have ever came across.If you hire him or Tom you will hear something about a woman being on deck and most of the time i will hire either Terri or Roxanne just to put a fire under Kenny especially when he says i aint workin with no damn woman on this boat.
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